Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...