What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...