Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...