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Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
English to Chinese Translation!
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...