Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...