Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...