Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!