It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...