He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.