Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...