YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...