This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...