Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...