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Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
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No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
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At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...