The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...