Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...