The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...