Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...