New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....