Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...