Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...