Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...