I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...