Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....