Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...