tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”