Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
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Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...