Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...