Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...