Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...