Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!