The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...