Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...