Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.