Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...