The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...