Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...