Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...