Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....