Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...