Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...