I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
I think that I’m a chicken
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AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
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Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
DUMB Questions Part 5!
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Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s