Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...