Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...