Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...