You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...