Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...