Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.