What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
White House
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Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
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A game of animal football
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What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...