Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...